Poaching hot tubs isn't technically a varsity sport, but the Cache Letterman Down Jacket is ready to help you try and make it one. It's the perfect getup for nighttime reconnaissance missions around town, with warm and light 90/10 down insulation, rugged nylon fabric, and a polyester taffeta lining that's so soft you won't have to bother with a shirt, which'll speed up your getaway when the security guard realizes that you're not actually a guest at the $1,000 a night hotel.

When you're running like a madman, jumping fences and gapping alleyways with the rent-a-cop on your tail, the mesh-lined pit zips will cool you down and the drawstring hood will keep your identity a secret so you won't find your mug gracing the town's wanted posters. The Cache's 10K/15K waterproof treatment won't keep you dry if you take it into the jacuzzi with you, but it will repel evening mist, morning drizzle, and sloppy snow so the down stays warm and you don't get wet until you want to. Zippered hand pockets and an internal stash pocket are key for holding stuff (and even things), and the hem binding helps lock out snow and drafts while you're cementing your position as captain of the poaching team.

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