The National Beard-Growing Contest is only six months away, so you'd better start trying to pop one out in a hurry. If you grit your teeth, wrinkle up your face, push for all you're worth and still don't get the desired results, try buttoning up the 100% cotton Hexa Flannel. It's guaranteed to add a hearty dose of lumberjack burliness to everything you do, making your beard extra beardy, your flapjacks extra flapjacky, and your two-man saw game extra saw-y. It has two chest pockets to hold your dual maple syrup flasks and a long, slim cut for some extra coverage and style that you can take from your backwoods camp into town when it's beard-judging time.