The Archie Waffle Thermal is the perfect shirt to wear when you're making breakfast, if by "making breakfast" you mean "tripping out the door and shuffling down the street to the corner diner." It's elbow and shoulder patches give it an air of scholarly distinction, so people will totally believe you when you talk about all the German philosophy you read when you're not busy mopping up bacon, hashbrowns, eggs, and coffee.

Don't be fooled by the Archie's edumacated look, though. It's made of polyester Polar Fleece, which is super soft, warm, and breathable, so it's plenty down to spend the day getting rowdy on the mountain. Just pull it on under your jacket, put down your collected works of Heidegger, and go show everyone that just because you like to read doesn't mean you don't also like to huck backflips and buzz gapers.

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